a. Predator's major intelligence flaw deals with his love of skulls. This guy is a complete sucker for our cabasa calcium. He loves to admire them and chances are sleeps with a few of his favorites, lining them up on his pillow each morning. He also catches on to traps quickly as we noticed in his first hollywood debut when a shifty Arnold couldn't quite pull the wool over his eyes. I'd also like to point out the score in the above picture where we can clearly see Predator is smarter than Alien.
b. Alien doesn't seem to be quite as smart (again, reference above Jeopardy freeze frame). She can't even write her name on the lightboard. It seems to me she basically is only good at finding a host. Especially in the newest alien movie when that giant alien got sucked out of the tiny hole into space...DUH! I mean even the humans managed not to get sucked out. I know you were just a baby Alien killer, but get with the program. Darwin would be ashamed.
a. Predator is a pretty charming fellow. You could, with a lot of plastic surgery, dress him up and take him out to movies and bars and stuff. Plus he's brimming with confidence, so he could basically pull anything off. Anyway, to prove me right I've included a picture of, what I think, is a pretty good lookin' beer buddy.
b. The alien would undboutedly be a social catastrophe. It'd be like that friend we all have who will just walk up to strangers and say (mouth dripping with a mucousy sludge): "I would like to lay my eggs in your belly." It's just embarassing, no, you know what? It's completely uncalled for. Not to mention there is NO way Alien would ever buy a round of beers and chances are she wouldn't even drink because of her constant state of pregnancy. What good is a beer buddy who won't drink? The only credit I can give her is for sexual aggressiveness, I mean what guy doesn't like that? But still it's not enough to warrant a point.
a. Picked up Arnold by his neck and held him there for extended period of time. 'Nuff said. I mean that's pretty bad-ass. I don't really know if Predator works out but he seems to be pretty ripped. It has to be tough to find a spotter at the gym though - then again, maybe not...
Points (provided he doesn't actually use that guy as a spotter): 1
b. You know what? I don't even need to give a reason. She just gets the f'in points.
a. The Predator can run really fast and hop around like the Easter Bunny. In fact, I bet Jesus would rather have the Predator represent the Easter Holiday then some shitty bunny. Let's face it, if Jesus would've known about the Predator chances are there'd be a conversation in the Bible going a little something like this:
Jesus: Wow Pred, you can really move. Wanna be a disciple or some shit? Points: 1
Predator: Sure thing Jesu....oh, you know what? Shit negro. I'ms from outer space! Hows I'm gonna be travlin' 'round this piece up with you?
Jesus: Are you black?
Predator: Are you?
b. Alien is basically a lazy slug. All she does is sit around with her brood and then when there's danger she's sends the brood out to attack. I guess her tentacly pincer-arms are kind of cool, and definitely dangerous, but it seems she lacks the ability to really move when necessary. Who wants to be eaten by a mate who can't dance?
a. I've actually played Predator in that game where you put your hands face up under someone's face down, then you try and slap the crap out of it - he is GOOD. We then went to a nearby carnival where he played one of those old-school video games...what was it? Well anyway, the one Michael J. Fox plays in Back to the Future II. The Predator was ALSO a crackshot at it. Go figure.
b. Well, the Alien is really pretty slow. Do you remember in the movies? It takes her forever to even swing her behemoth head around. I think I could 3 point turn a garbage truck faster than the Alien Queen could catch somebody trying to play that joke on her where they tap you on one shoulder, but are standing on the opposite side of your body.