I mean holy crap, right? First of all the asking price was 200, so this is a pretty bad deal to begin with. But then she begins laying down ridiculous criterium. This brings me to my main* point.
Hi...I'm Mary Jane and I'll give you 75 and an hour's massage if you want. Unless you have a zitty back or vote Republican.
I'm just down the street off 62nd Ave and Blue Rd....oh, or a hairy back either. Or are homophobic (but that's negotiable for to know me is to love me and I do not have a mullet or wallet on a chain.) Plus it's JUST a futon so none of that is relevant, right?