8/10/2005 12:37:00 AM|||Andy|||
Feeling the need to post but having virtually nothing important to say, I've decided to just randomly write some things buzzin' 'round the old nogin.

First off I'd like to thank whoever is responsible for hiring women at my job. Holy crap. Each one is hotter than the last. So, so, very hot. I can't wait until I've been around work more than 2 days so I get to start hanging out with them because not only are they hot, they're really nice and cool.

Secondly I'd like to share a philosophy I'm starting to adapt to: Take more risks. I think risk-taking is awesome. I don't mean like leaping in front of a bus and seeing if it stops in time, I mean if you ever think to yourself "I'd really like to do X*" then you go out and just do it. If you don't have the money for it, then everyday at work say to yourself "every dollar I earn is bringing me closer to my goal of doing X.**"

I would also like to know who is looking at my Friendster profile. It goes up like 2 or 3 hits each day. Now, for you friendster fiends who have 643 friends this may not seem like much, but to me its a big deal, so EASE OFF!

Recently I received a comment from a girl that I, and many of my friends, know and she shall remain nameless.*** She asked why I always acted strange toward her. I didn't understand it, asked her to explain, then she got mad or...or something. I don't know what she got. Probably not mad. Maybe she felt dumb for asking. Or maybe she just didn't want to talk about it cause she was a little tipsy. At any rate I would really like to know further information about my "acting strange toward her." I like to think that either a) I act strange toward everyone or b) It's just my bizzarre sense of humor mixed with lame attempts at flirting gone awry.

Searching for a new car is fun with no money. My dad says "you should look at cars now so when you have to buy them, you know about them." So that's what I'm doing. I've decided I either want the incredibly gas-efficient Mini Cooper, OR a small SUV whose MPG's rank up there with a standard sedan type car (just cause I tend to have lots of crap I want to move around). Cars I like?

Mini Cooper S
Nissan Murano
Honda CRV
Mazda Tribute
Mazda 6 Hatchback
Toyota Rav 4 (These things used to blow but they look pretty cool now)
Dodge Magnum (coolest station wagon I've ever seen)

Next I'd just like to remind everyone to watch the John Daker video as much as possible. I watch it often everyday and it just blows my mind. Its SO funny.

Finally, my job hunt continues. Man oh man I found some doozies today. I applied for some jobs that I think would just about suit me to T. I'd like everyone reading this to take a few seconds now to send me good karma and vibes for my job applying as you know I send it all back to you, my companions in embarassing joblessness.

Thanks for tapping into my brain for a few minutes...bitches.

* this is just a variable for whatever it is one might do, not an abbreviation for Ecstacy.
** see above - but also I typed it cause if you read it the wrong way its funny.
***I bet you thought I'd put her name. Well I'm not gonna! Mainly because its not a big deal.
|||112364960919551522|||Next Stop: Cerebral Cortex!8/12/2005 12:20:00 PM|||Blogger jazz|||you know, i watched the john daker video. it's funny, but not that funny. i think you're working it up too much.

say that it's only mildly funny and nobody will be disappointed.8/13/2005 03:31:00 PM|||Blogger Andy|||Wow.

I don't think I can read your blog anymore. Did you watch it more than once?