Guy at Work: Hey, Probe Droid, go get me a coffee! This one's cold!
Probe Droid: My name is Lawrence! I have feelings you know! Gosh!
GAW: Are you going to get my coffee or what? I am very busy!
PD: And I'm not busy?! You can't boss me aroun-
GAW: Look, just, go. Get. The coffee. I can't take your back-talk today!
PD: FINE! This isn't even part of my job you know?! I am a complex machine capable of performing highly difficult tasks and operations all at once, and I don't need you demeaning me!
GAW: I don't know why-
PD: (in a harsh whisper) Ever since we slept together you've been treating me terribly at work! Well I've had it! You can get your OWN coffee from now on! (PD takes the coffee and mechanically dumps it on the ground, then drops the cup. This isn't very dramatic as it's actions are fairly slow due to it's innate roboticism...and faggyness)
GAW: (matching his tone) I told you from the start it was just a one night thing! I don't know where you crafted these fanciful, romantic ideas of yours! You're certainly not programmed for THAT!
PD: Well, after today? All the others around the office will know what you're not programmed for!
PD: That's right buster! (PD turns and turns to float out of the room) Nerdsinthesystem.Nerdsonalert.
GAW: *sigh* Probe Dr-I mean, Lawrence. Wait.
PD: (slowly turns around, leaking a single, robo-tear) Yes?
GAW: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...in fact I wasn't even sure you had feelings at all, because you're a ro-
PD: DON'T YOU SAY IT! DON'T YOU CALL ME A ROBOT! I love you Ted. I...Love you.
GAW: I Love you too.
(They embrace. The end.)
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